i dont get it...

I just dont understand the whole my space thing... whats with it? ya i dont know either! so how is the nothingness of this blog? oh i`m pretty good too, thanks for asking (i just need love and attention and if i have to give it to myself than so be it!). so i was just sitting here thinking that its almost graduation and that sure makes me happy! and then after that i was just thinking how im moving in 3 months and that sure makes me happy too, but kind of sad. why would that make you sad? you ask. well heres why: my mom and dad give me nearly everything i want. i know i know im spoined rotten, but as my dad says, it took a lot of time, energy, and money to get like this so i might as well embrace it. anyway, so if i move away they probably wont give me stuff. i know i shouldnt ask for everything but it all just looks way to good. i should learn to be self sufficiant. i have a theory on why the youngest is spoiled. see for the first 16 years of my life i was teased, beat up, slapped, punched, pushed, bitten, spit on, laughed at, name called, and everything else that siblings do to the youngest child. so my mom and dad are now making up for those awfully traumatizing years. dont exagerate you say, well im not. megan yes i am talking about you. i heart you, but i am not always sure why you are so mean to me. like you never even come and visit! anyway... this is the real reason why the youngest is spoiled. cause theres only one of me to take care (although me madre and padre do take care of two insiffecient others of whom i will not name) of instead of four so they can take me places and but me things and all sorts of funness. but this is the bad thing about being the youngest...
ITS ALWAYS YOUR FAULT!
theres no one there to take the blame. if my dad eats the candy, its my fault. if my sister comes home and makes a mess, its my fault. if heaven forbid i forget to take a message, its my fault. you see not taking a message is only half my fault. far too many people call all the stinking time. how am i supposed to remember all 11 people that call when they call themselves sister slkdhfkjhas and brother aldkflskj? people need to speak up a little. honestly. its not all just peaches and creame for my folks, its not all peaches and creame. anyway enough of that. so heres a note to all those out there

brother and sister aashdfkajlsd: speak up would ya! and please call when normal people are awake! for the love! i need my beauty sleep, have you seen me lately?

Megan: come visit me and i will forgive you for all the mean things you did to me.

Katie: when you come over clean up your **** mess so that i dont get yelled at for it

one who i shall not name: im sorry im the baby and you can "tell whos the baby in their family"

grandma: next time lets try the icecream sandwiches, i think they might be good.

Father dearest: if youre going to eat all the candy, you might as well share it with me cause i`m going to get in trouble for it anyway

and last but not least
mom: i dont mind one bit, you just keep right on spoiling me!