{ode to my education part dos}

This would be:

Ode To My Education Part2.

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My place of higher education has lots of these:

oh how i love it! there are handsome cowboys everywhere!

with their tight jeans, big belt buckles, hats the size of your moms house, and those nice cowboy boots, whats not to love? seriously. anywho, i love me some cowboys! not only are they handsome little devils they are quite polite as well. aaaand they're smart too! need help with your chemistry? just ask the guy in plaid next to you.

and for those of you not in to the cowboy lifestyle, have no fear!

we have plenty of these too!

they are also very pretty. but sometimes not as nice. its like if you wear your designer jeans they also come with a handy stick to go you-know-where. and most of them use it! GASP! i mean, lets not discriminate here, some of them are very kind. just not take your hat off when you come in the classroom and standup when the ladies come in the room type.

BUT there is always a problem right?

the problem is this:

thats right, 9 times out of 10 you look down and see one of these bad boys gracing the left hand of the handsome devil you've just laid eyes on. it dont matter if they're wearing tight jeans of popping their collar, you must ALWAYS check before you start making your move, always.

because of the state in which i buy my education there arent a lot of prospects for us ladies to choose from. why? because they are all little boys who will be taking a 2 year sabatical any day now OR oldies back from their 2 years. there are hardly any young gentlemen the age of myself. you cant date the youngins cause they're leaving and you cant date the oldies cause they just want to get married. its a very troubling problem. and the rest are already married.

damn.

at least you can look, right?

and for you ladies just looking, take a look at this:

*i think i may have just drooled a little bit*

what are the boys like at your place of education?
i want to know, thank you