{this is my friend}

her name is Jessica

today is the anniversary of the day she was expelled from her mothers womb, exactly two decades ago.

jessica sure is sexy

thats why we're super friends
in honor of her 20th year on earth here are 20 things i know that you can use to black mail her. oooooooooooooor not, but 20 things that make her great.


20. she has a super duper telemarketing voice
(hiiiiiiiiii, this is tiiiina...)
19. she has big feet like me, that makes it easy to share shoes
18. she tells super bed time stories
17. she makes a great road trip partner
16. her shopping habits are about like mine
15. she makes my unlimited texting worthwhile
14. she makes some killer mixes
13. shes always good for a diet coke run
12. or donuts
11. if you have extra hot dogs she'll eat them for you
10. the number of pairs of socks she's let me used when i didnt have any clean ones is astounding
9. 'oh my heck' has become a permanent part of her vocabulary
8. shes missing one apendix
7. her prance is so so funny, you've got to see it for yourself
6. she belives in peace, love, and global warming
5. peaceful political discussions are possible
4. parlez-vous français?
3. check out those killer dance moves
2. laughing is what we do best
1. look at that nose


im plum out of nice things to say so...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND!!