2. Speaking of the upcoming events... 10 DAYS!! ... tomorrow starts the official single digit countdown. are you going to miss me? tell me you are.
3. I have learned a few things in the last 8 weeks of my stint with employment. I thought I would share them with you.
-salamanders start out as funky looking fish things that then lose their whiskers and gain legs.
-it turns out that no one has any respect for anything.
-riding a bus full of screaming girls up a windy road is
-if you stand up some old lady is bound to sit in your chair.
-previously mentioned old ladies are offended when you ask them to move.
-no matter where you stash a lifejacket for life saving purposes some little girl is bound to find it and use it without you noticing.
-one third of all 12 year old girls look like they are 8. one third look like they are 16. and one third look like boys.
-never assume that just because someone looks like they belong in young women that they are. Nurses/photographers get very offended when you may or may not mention that they look like they aren't old enough to drive.
-saving lifes isn't really that fun when you actually have to save a life.
-kneeling on gravel for 30 minutes while saving a life isn't a pleasant experience.
-i plan on and will punch the next person that tells me i don't do anything/guarding at a lake isn't "real" guarding.
and that is all for now. i hope you have a super duper week, i know i sure will.
3 comments:
I like your new look.
I like your new play list
When you're gone you most
Definitely will be missed!
LOL -- Love it and I am really going to miss you --
1.) My heart already hurts!
2.) Agreed. One third of awkward teenage girls in fact look like boys.
3.) I'm disturbed by what you learned about salamanders.
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