{home is wherever i'm with you}

i went on like the greatest vaycay ever last week. it was like super duper fun. and don't even worry about it, but i had my phone handy at every possible moment so i could like take so many pictures and make a really sweet slash awesome picture essay for you.

ready freddy? here we go

first, after dinner at this place called los cucarachos or something, we saw a real life kangaroo. and some pigs and ducks and a weird fish thing.

and one day my daddio even said he wanted to go get an icecream cone. he wants an icecream cone? and he wants to go? you better believe we made that happen. megastar wouldn't get in the picture.

while helping megastar pack up her belongings we took a trip down memory lane. boy oh boy. this is marjorie. she's my grandma. this was here before she was dead. and before she got with the current trends. although this very well may have been the fashion trend when the picture was taken.

as you very well know i got my hurrs all did. sk8 is a champ.ion. an ion of champs that girl is.

oh, and boy you better believe we hit up a baseball game. or two. one was even rudely interrupted by a "sand storm". let me let you in on a secret: it wasn't no sand storm. it was a normal storm. and some sand got blown around and people started freaking the heck out. i stood my ground and stayed put so my chair wouldn't get all dirty. good thing i had a poncho because it started to rain.

i also may have hung out at this place *wink wink nudge nudge*. don't be hatin'

i had the pleasure of spending the day with my bestie. in the mall. in salt lake while megastar was away doing her thang. it was possibly the longest hour of my life. i would way rather hangout in welfare mall than whatever the heck this place was.

after said trip to the mall we met up with trev-man and baby B at the like best mexican place. ever. at least that's what they told me. it was good but i wouldn't say the best. have you had the baby arm size burrito from robertos in my little town? anywho, baby B is like the cutest kid ever to grace the planet. and the most chill. even when i practically dropped him on his head he took it like a champ. 

i gave the bestie a hear cut and dang girl! i need to quit big kid school and go to beauty school. however, i'm saving that big change for my midlife crisis. imma start my midlife crisis beauty school fund now so i'll be ready when it comes.

before megastart could begin her exodus east she had to have a clean vehicular unit. i won't tell you what she claims to be trying to get off her window here since we like to keep things kid friendly around these parts. except the times the swears come out my finger tips. she is a silly girl she is. i already miss her.

and of course we had to have one final love fest party with our homeboys before megastar left and i became a slave to the man again. not that we hadn't been having love fest parties all week with them. it was like, super rad. i sure dig these fellas. 

and the vaycay of all vaycays was ended with a dance party with this kid in his kitchen. he has some killer moves. killer. ps dear friend, they have a dance club here that claims to be open until the last person leaves. let's hit. it. up. and i promise to be less awkward and giggly.

do you understand now why my life is like, super fab? go ahead and be jealous.