{ode to my education part III}

Installment III of

Ode To My Education

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guess what i do at school... if you guessed LEARN! you win!

i learn things

lots of things

that is why i love school

you go to bed smarter than you were when you woke up!

how cool is that?!?!

things my education has learned me:

Celery is THE perfect food. all the nutrients, vitamins, minerals, everything you could ever want! its just too dang bad your body don't got the enzymes it needs to break it down to get all the goodness out of it!

There are like 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building

Double click the left button on the mouse to open up the internet (yes, i did pay to learn this very useful bit of information)

Phosphorus Phace: Helps your bones and teeth! and it comes from meat!

A.C.E. (as in the vitamins) are antioxidents, so is Selenium, like Selena (the singer) who is from Brazil (only not really). you konw where you get selenium (as in the antioxidnet)? from Brazil nuts. word.

you can actually get iron (as in ingest it) from a cast iron pan! cool, huh? just dont try and eat a cast iron pan, thats just gross to the mizzax!

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thats why i have learned, what do YOU learn at your place of educaiton?