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everyone say hello to my new boyfriend, mr. Billy Blanks himself.

we've been seeing eachother for about 3 days now (thats A LONG TIME relationship if you ask the boy that lives across the way) and things are going just swimingly if i do say so myself. we were limiting our time together to just a good half hour or so but things have progressed and we're getting pretty serious. i just cant say no when he tells me to dig deep into my heart and soul. he's a true romantic. he even likes my new shoes which is always a plus. and he is always complimenting me on how hard i am working on our relationship. the only flaw in the relationship is that he has some tramp always standing next to him counting "1 2 3 4 5 6 and 7 and 8" when he's getting his groove on. its becoming very troubelsom to me. my new goal, to show my love and admiration for him and our relationship, is to be the hottie standing by his side counting away while he taeboes other fat people into shape.

there seems to be a snag in my plan though, im the fat one he's currently trying to taeboe into shape. do you think he really wants a fat girl friend? i hope so, but i doubt it. my desire to keep on being his main woman in this apartment has lead me to a major increase in fiber intake and taeboe output. and so far, so good. we'll see the results of this weeks efforts come monday morning (i have fought the urge to jump on the scale more than once a week). they better be big or Billy is going to have some problems to deal with.

im TOTALLY going to be sexy by the end of this year, sexy enough to be Donalds arm candy just as i predicted. or maybe i should change that to Billy...