{MakeOut Monday}

Before we go anywhere you should be made aware that Dr. Sailor Mouth got all up in my business today. And for the record, he did not smell as good as one would think a big old muscley dude that shaves his legs would. Not that I was sniffing my professor or anything. Gosh, that would be wierd. Let me break it down for you. The class is three hours long, everyday. Every 50 minutes Dr. Sailor Mouth gives us a little break at which time we can sit and stare into space, get up and go for a run around the track, grab something to eat, or... just about anything. We had spent the first hour of class on our lappy tops studying about glycolosis and other big words that I can't rememeber. Dr. Sailor Mouth walked out of the class, probably to get his latte, and I stay put doing what I do everyday when he gives us those much needed breaks: I'm the one that stares into space. And other things. All at once he throws open the door and comes marching back into class in his shorty shorts and stands right behind me to see what's happening on that lappy top o' mine. Good thing I had just exited out of Facebook never been on Facebook. He bends right over to check out what i'm studying about, sticks his head right over my shoulder, and references Silence Of The Lambs. IDK, don't ask. That was when I caught a wif of old man. Not even old man cologne. Just plain old old man. I would have expected better. Now let's not go spreading rumors that I sniff my professors and then rate their smell. That would be just about as weird and wrong as it sounds.

Moving right along.

MakeOut Monday is here again. Love. Sexy. Whatever.

Incase you forgot I moved in with some roommates. One of them makes it a point to get at least 5 servings of Fruits and Vegetables daily. She is good at it. She has an impecable memory for what she has eaten throughout the day. That would be my new goal. No, not gaining the memory of an elephant, but looking less like one. I'm probably going to have to make a chart or something. I'll take a picture when it's done. I'm sure you'll be impressed with my chart making skills. I think I will have some success in the matter as my mother has been kind enough to purchase the good old bountiful basket deal for me. Love. And because we all love pictures here is heaven in a bowl. Possibly the best breakfast I have eaten in a looooooong while.

Who doesn't love yogurt, granola, blackberries and bananas all rolled into one? I know I certainly do. Seriously, best. breakfast. ever.

Minus what Megs and I had coming home from NV this past weekend.

Let's just go with what happens in Nevada stays in Nevada. Including what we had for breakfast.

Yeah, well...

(Sorry Daddy)

time out: the water thing is going fabulously. I'm probably still not getting as much as I should but I have been knocking those water bottles back. Actually just one. Refilled over and over again

Also this week I am going to start the trend of listening to my body. When it is hungry I will feed it. When it is full I will stop. And when I'm bored and can't find anything else to do but eat, I will probably still eat but choose something like an apple, or how about a big old drink of water? That would probably be even better. Cool.

For now, I must continue my study on glycolosis and the inside of my eye lids.


*Disclaimer: I do not get on Facebook in class while Dr. Sailor Mouth is doing his teaching preaching swearing up a storm thing. Unlike the girl next to me. I just do a little check during our break-a-roos.