5 down, 3 to go and i will have myself one smokin hot degree.
its a good thing they chunk the torture time into 4 months sections or bad things might happen.
i was going to celebrate this evening with some heavy partying (or at least a corndog) but the lack of funds makes that near impossible. so instead im watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. ooooh tender!
whats on the agenda for next semester you ask?
Chemistry + Lab
Biology + Lab
Culinary Arts + Lab
Motor Learning
and the next question is what are you going to do with your life?
i was going to celebrate this evening with some heavy partying (or at least a corndog) but the lack of funds makes that near impossible. so instead im watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. ooooh tender!
whats on the agenda for next semester you ask?
Chemistry + Lab
Biology + Lab
Culinary Arts + Lab
Motor Learning
and the next question is what are you going to do with your life?
to that i have no answer. i know i should probably figure it out sometime soon. im working on it.
you see, im not really the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. and with my current major you kind of sort of need to be. i sit in class after class with future doctors, dentists, RD's, ER surgeons, nurses, chiropracters. you name the medical profession and there is someone aspiring to be it. its a little intimidating to say the least.
for example: we currently are doing a bit of research (research? me? no way!) and today i was sitting in the office with two gentlemen discussing our future plans as one studied for his BioChem (GASP!) final and the other told the difference between regular chem and *ahem* honors chem. and of course, only honers is good enough. i choose to stay quite so i didnt have to tell them im an idiot and plan on sitting around watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition for the rest of my life. I'm sitting there listening to them talk about med school applications (13 denies, 11 yet to hear from, 1 acceptance. i guess those are good statistics) and MD school v. DO school and other such things. first off what the deuce is DO school? someone please, enlighten me. i had to text my roommate right then and there so she could google it and tell me what it meant just so i could keep up. and then they start using all these big words of which i have no idea what the meaning is. the conclussion was come to that i need to take a class on information the average intellectual American should know.
this is what i propose: i need all of YOU to teach ME the meaning of one very large word. that way i could probably learn like 4 new words.
the next thing you need to do for me is tell me what to do with my life.
you see, im not really the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. and with my current major you kind of sort of need to be. i sit in class after class with future doctors, dentists, RD's, ER surgeons, nurses, chiropracters. you name the medical profession and there is someone aspiring to be it. its a little intimidating to say the least.
for example: we currently are doing a bit of research (research? me? no way!) and today i was sitting in the office with two gentlemen discussing our future plans as one studied for his BioChem (GASP!) final and the other told the difference between regular chem and *ahem* honors chem. and of course, only honers is good enough. i choose to stay quite so i didnt have to tell them im an idiot and plan on sitting around watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition for the rest of my life. I'm sitting there listening to them talk about med school applications (13 denies, 11 yet to hear from, 1 acceptance. i guess those are good statistics) and MD school v. DO school and other such things. first off what the deuce is DO school? someone please, enlighten me. i had to text my roommate right then and there so she could google it and tell me what it meant just so i could keep up. and then they start using all these big words of which i have no idea what the meaning is. the conclussion was come to that i need to take a class on information the average intellectual American should know.
this is what i propose: i need all of YOU to teach ME the meaning of one very large word. that way i could probably learn like 4 new words.
the next thing you need to do for me is tell me what to do with my life.
and to make this a little easier for you i will include basic information about yours truely:
Name: Lauren
Major: Human Nutrition
Minor: None, but open for change
Likes: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, sleeping in, nail polish, athletic tape, baseball, wrapping paper, subway, the smell of saw dust, elvis, clean sheets, mac and cheese, fireworks.
Dislikes: Ouchies, static cling, slivers, dirty socks, homework, mustard, chemistry, doing dishes, skipped CD's, expired food, cold floors, weird noises, mean people, stretched out jeans.
i need ideas people, lots of ideas.
Name: Lauren
Major: Human Nutrition
Minor: None, but open for change
Likes: Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, sleeping in, nail polish, athletic tape, baseball, wrapping paper, subway, the smell of saw dust, elvis, clean sheets, mac and cheese, fireworks.
Dislikes: Ouchies, static cling, slivers, dirty socks, homework, mustard, chemistry, doing dishes, skipped CD's, expired food, cold floors, weird noises, mean people, stretched out jeans.
i need ideas people, lots of ideas.
4 comments:
doctor of osteopathic medicine
A medical practitioner who has graduated from an osteopathic medical school; osteopathy incorporates the theories and practices of scientific medicine but focuses on musculoskeletal problems and manipulative therapy.
(aka-D.O)
hopefully that answers that question for you. as for the life stuff, i say stick to extreme home makeover and i will get back to you. :)
When I see a DO vs. an MD, the DO is more open to healing my body using natural methods. Also, a DO will look at my whole body and how it relates, rather than just treat one symptom. Other than that, I am clueless.
Lauren, you know I think that you need to give yourself some credit. I think you are a pretty smart cookie, who is pretty funny! There are so many "smart" people who have no patience for school.
Personally, I think that you would be a fun missionary companion, and that you would be a pretty good missionary as well...then maybe, just maybe, you will be able to figure it all out. Hopefully, one day, you will be a wife, and one sweet mom!
Sure do love ya! Keep those blogs rollin'!
I think you should do something that can relate to extreme make-over. I think those people need to eat nutritiously too!
And you are a lot smarter than you think! Anyone who think math is fun has to be super smart, or crazy. I'm gonna go with smart.
you should totally be a chiropractor! if you are into alternative medicine, and want to make big bucks, that is. you could give people home makeovers,and spinal adjustments as well!
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