{royal disappointment}

Dearest Kate and William,

Thanks for the worst kiss in the history of balcony kisses.

You could have at least given us a dip or a longer than a milisecond lip lock.

Maybe you forgot, but you're next in line for. the. throne. At least you could kiss like you love eachother, or at least love kissing eachother.

I, myself, being an American commoner was seriously disappointed in that first date style kiss of yours. I would like a redo.

Thank you.

Always yours,

Lauren - who would be more than happy to be royally hitched to Harry.