{yesterday}

Yesterday I:
Left class early to take Jessica to the InstaCare
Held Jessica's hand at the InstaCare
Held Jessica's hand all through Wal*Mart so she wouldn't die
Wheeled Jessica out of Wal*Mart in a actual wheelie chair when she nearly died
Took Jessica's temperature
Put a cool cloth on Jessica's head while she was fevering
Got the trash can so Jessica wouldn't throw up on the floor
Watched Jessica throw up
Cleaned up after the throw up incident
Made Jessica chicken noodle soup + peppermint tea
Bought Jessica gingerale + tylenol + saltines
Sat by Jessica all day in case she needed anything
Got sicker and sicker by the minute



Just call me MommyLauren

Now I'm going to put myself to bed before I die. Goodnight.

{word? word}

it's been awhile. for that I am truely sorry. I have been doing way too much of this:





it's getting a little old.

I don't know if I'll have any brains left after today, they have slowley been dripping out my nose.




i need more of this:






this:





and definetly this:

and maybe some of these:

I'll be back in no time, you can count on it.

until then watch this, this, and this for some serious entertainment

{I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!}

did you miss me? cause i totally missed you!
sorry i left so abruptly. we were doing this thing called a media fast for missionary week at the institution. our tv stayed off for like 6 whole days. waoh.

but enought about that. we have some serious catching up to do.
want to know what i did this week while i was away? i shall tell you:

in honor of the media fast we only listened to music that was uplifting and joyful.
after exhausting the resources we got down to business with some serious southern gospel singers.
i present to you Selah. they are AMAZING! all sorts of Hallelujahs going on there.
you can check out one of my favorite songs here

i also took up swimming in hopes of becoming the next Wendy Peppercorn. for realsies.

if you want something good to laugh at join me at the pool @6am. i'll be there.

I made my very first fondant cake and boy, was it yumm-o!
nothing is better than cutting in to a pretty cake only to find an even prettier fun fetti!

my feet shrunk to midget size.

jk. i just happened to put my chacos next to the giant mr banks' shoes. it made me laugh so i took a picture to show you!

i did more chemistry than i have ever done in my whole entire life. and i think i get it

(knock on wood)
i'll let you know how my test goes on monday.




HotPockets went on sale for 3/$2 and we stocked up.
you would not imagine the number of HotPockets being cooked in this house.



i think i broke my second metarsal, but that has yet to be confirmed.
and i have an earache that feels more like an ear infections. thats yet to be confirmed as well.

I did some serious ChemLab work with my buddy/roommate Gabby.
we are SO good at ChemLab, we totally kick boo-tay!
(thats a bunson burner in the background. im not sure who let the two of us do such dangerous things but we totally got it going on the first try. clear flame and all. it was sweet.)

i had a bought with a nasty stomache bug but luckily it only lasted one day
and my FRoomie, Jessica bought me cinnamon bears AND made my bed.
i'll tell you what, she's one of a kind.

and my bed fell of the cinderblocks. while i was on it.
and all Jessica did was laugh. and then laughed some more.
it really wasnt that funny but i forgave her because of aforementioned kindness.

and she helped me put it back .

what did you do while i was gone? anything exciting?

i totally want to know all about it. so please, enlighten me.
but now i must depart to prepare myself for the
BREAK THE MEDIA FAST DANCE!

{poor lil' sickie}

you should start feeling bad for me right... right... now
cause im illin' big time

it's gross to the max
however i have been taking care of sick self by staying mostly hydrated with blue powerade (which for the record, tastest the same coming up as it does going down) and sufficently nourished with crackers. mmmm... forizzle.

i think (and hope) the pukies have passed but my head is seriously killing me. if i hold perfectly still in a laying down or partially sitting up position the hurtiness is minimal (thats code for stop calling, texting, and coming to the door).

on a side note i was reading the Williams-Sonoma catalog earlier. did you know they sell bacon? yes, bacon. i love bacon.

i also love peppermint candy canes and would REALLY like it if you would bring me some. like soonish if you can. that would be great. thanks.

guess who's got a serious case of the pukes?

if you guessed ME! you're right.

thanks for playing